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professional fuck up // quixotic alcoholic

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via moostafus)

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

(via trust)

what the fuck does he give you that i can’t